How do you say you want to poop... without it? to say ?
Don't panic!
There is not one expression to say that we are going to poo, but dozens.
The French language does not lack imagination to say what we all do:defecate.
Chic and classy, poetic, funny, colorful, familiar, vulgar or sustained, popular, even handsome...
All you have to do is choose your favorite expression to express with class (or not) your desire to go to the bathroom!
Here are the top grandmother's expressions to say otherwise that we are going to poo . Watch:
1. Unmould a cake
2. Make the big commission
3. Poo
4. Cast a bronze
5. Have a 747 / the Boeing / the F-16 / the Concorde at the end of the runway
6. Shit a pendulum
7. To have the cigar at the end of your lips
8. Rotate the coil guillotine
9. Have the mole growing in the hole or coming out of the root ball
10. Have a bullet in the barrel
11. Have the quiche on the edge of the oven
12. Bless the place
13. File balance sheet
14. Recycle dinner
15. Push the pile of coal
16. Bringing out the Twix (or the Mars)
17. Break porcelain
18. Plaster the pool
19. Mine terrain or lay a mine
20 . Meditate on the throne
21. Drop off the kids/friends at the pool
22. The hot air balloon must release ballast
23. Unleash the Dark Side
24. Rotate the coil guillotine
25. Change water fish
26. Feeding the cagoinces
27. Take out the shepherd's staff
28. Send a fax to Lyonnaise des eaux
29. Have the bobsled in the last turn
30. Enriching Jacob Delafon
31. Have the new that grows the old
32. Have the penguin who wants to get out of the igloo
33. Having the Eurostar at the end of the tunnel
34. Have the turtle at the fanlight
35. Have the dark side regaining strength
36. Parachuting a goth
37. Break or break earthenware (or ceramics)
38. Have the mole that snoops or digs
39. Have the hammer that hits the anvil
40. Go on the phone
41. With loss and noise, I announce the arrival of the prince poop
42. Lay a peach
43. Feeding the ducks
44. Turn out a terrine
45. Baptize the toilet
46. Pouring a slab
47. Redecorate toilets
48. Have a bowel movement
49. Dive the Big Whale
50. Go Fish
51. Place a dumpling
52. Shit a bowl
53. Go caguer
54. Take a tour of the shed
55. Count mother nature's flower
56. Go to desktop
57. Go to the throne
58. Have the mole at the counter
59. Have one ask out
60. Make a praline
61. Make a 3-point shot
62. Take the cake out of the oven
63. Go to wawa
64. Make a cake
65. Letting go
66. Destock the logs
67. It grows at the gate
68. Have chocolate on your lips
69. Free the kraken
70. Having a hissing hindquarters
71. Redo the parging
72. Free the groundhog
73. Bathe the crocodile
74. Make the chubby talk
75. Lay a brick
